Grrr just realised that the post man came yesterday 2 deliver my internet grrr now i have 2 go 2 the post office n pick it up oh wat a drainer!
n' shit: This is going to be really self-indulgent and snobby but carrying on...
This is going to be really self-indulgent and snobby but carrying on my from my previous post I really need to vent about some people in my radio journalism class/all my friggen journalism classes. Yeah, it’s a second year subject and I’m a third year but I wasn’t this fucking naive last year.
Joke post right?
The Honeypot Employees had a generous ration of beer at morning tea (called the beer break), lunch, afternoon tea and when they clocked off. Some of the trade supervisors were able to float between bars during the day, eventually leading to a permanent state of inebriation.
Duo Buys $10K Worth Of Domino's Pizza With Stolen Credit Cards
Here’s a question for ya: If you were going to risk jail time by using stolen credit card information, what would you choose to spend the ill-gotten money on? According to police in Louisiana, the answer for two local men was to spend $10,000 dollars at Domino’s Pizza
Bodies Found Stacked Like Firewood In Garage Of Maryland Funeral Home
Apparently the Chambers Funeral Home & Crematorium in Riverdale, Maryland had more bodies for its crematorium than it could handle, so it stored them in the garage—stacked in piles, with fluids leaking out.
Getting up early is good Bcoz i can get more fings dun in the mornin n relax in the afternoon already had my shower dun 1 load of washing had breakfast now 2 tidy up b4 mil Cum’s n can relax the rest of the day Yay sounds good 2 me!
So a few months back a friend gets a friend request on Facebook. He accepts it, thinking it was a person he met at a party. It turns out to be a random person that his sister went to school with, who for the sake of discussion we will dub Carla. Carla is in her early twenties and lives in the western suburbs of Melbourne. She is married with one child and her hobbies include bingo and sleeping. But her main time-waste is posting inane status updates on her Facebook wall like the one displayed above. Carla does this every single day; posting updates filled with text speak, run-on sentences, and a lack of punctuation. For months my friend and I have pointed and mocked these updates, bringing up her favourite spellings (fings! dun!) and counting the number of naps she has.
I think it’s time to share this with the world. I’m going to be posting some of my favourite updates over the next few months, or at least until the well dries up. Welcome to the world of Carla’s inane Facebook updates.
Wendy's Employee And Customer Reenact Jerry Springer Episode At Drive-Through
Wendy’s employee Lorissa Mendez and Wendy’s customer Ashley A. Roberts have been feuding over the father of Mendez’s child. Ashley and her two friends pulled up at the drive through at 1 a.m. Sunday morning while Lorissa was working, and according to Lorissa they started “talking shit” about her. Lorissa responded by throwing a cup of fruit punch in Ashley’s face. The police were called once Ashley tried to climb through the drive-through window to get at Lorissa.
Good Day New York Anchor Would Like To Rename Soy Milk ‘Soy Jizzum’
Perhaps to combat the recent malaise in the world of hilarious newsroom profanity, Good Day New York anchor Rosanna Scotto took a perfectly innocent conversation on the real definition of the word “milk” and made the suggestion that soy milk should be renamed… well, something else.
So THAT’S what Stay is about!?!?
