Dental Plan.
(via jshdivision)
LISA NEEDS BRACES!
DENTAL PLAN.
LISA NEEDS BRACES!


“The C in CIA doesn’t stand for crestfallen… But what if it stood for Cat?”
Wrong. C is for Coffee!
YES PLEASE. Spaceman is even talking about it being influenced by Ladies And Gentlemen…
Nothing more to add, really.

Ok, so I really suck at parking. Let’s try and move past it, hey guys?
I think I can do better. Parking contest when you come to Melbourne?
Further Interpretations Of Real-Life Events by Kevin Moffett (appears in McSweeney’s 30)
This quotation taken out of context doesn’t reflect the pathos of this story…but needless to say, it’s great. Funny, sad, and smart. In all the right amounts.
(via areminder)
For James.
building swoon
Oh, Chicago. It’s Chicago, right?
Calling all food architecture freaks: Break out the Oreos.
Will Phillips isn’t like other boys his age.
For one thing, he’s smart. Scary smart. A student in the West Fork School District in Washington County, he skipped a grade this year, going directly from the third to the fifth. When his family goes for a drive, discussions are much more apt to be about Teddy Roosevelt and terraforming Mars than they are about Spongebob Squarepants and what’s playing on Radio Disney.
It was during one of those drives that the discussion turned to the pledge of allegiance and what it means. Laura Phillips is Will’s mother. “Yes, my son is 10,” she said. “But he’s probably more aware of the meaning of the pledge than a lot of adults. He’s not just doing it rote recitation. We raised him to be aware of what’s right, what’s wrong, and what’s fair.”
Christ almighty, what a sorry state of affairs. It’s hard to tell if this guy is genuinely remorseful, or just annoyed that he’s fucked things up for himself.
Given how much he went on about not being able to run a company for five years or get a credit card, I’d say the only thing he is thinking about is himself.