The bobsled team did not lose as much weight as the men’s downhill skiers. This resulted in bobsledder Ethan Albrecht-Carrie getting called into the boardroom and boom- you’re fired.

Stev D on last night’s episode of the Winter Olympics on NBC.

“Neil Young” performs the theme of The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. I don’t usually like Jimmy but this makes me laugh.

If little Collins is anything like big Collins sounds good.

Found in the spam pile.

RAED - You Gotta Love This City

I can deal with the fact that dude can’t rap in time over his own beat. But surely he would notice it too - how hard would it be to change the beat so his rhymes sounded in time?

Melbourne represent.

Originally Posted By jshdivision

Lovers wanna love
I don’t want that
None of the above I want to piss on you!!!!!!!!
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Lovers wanna love

I don’t want that

None of the above I want to piss on you!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted By areminder

I was reading my students’ paragraph essays, feeling my soul wither with each word. The paragraphs were in response to a prompt: “Where do you go to be alone?” All the students, except one, went to their room to be alone. The exception was Daryl Ellington, who went to his rom.

Further Interpretations Of Real-Life Events by Kevin Moffett (appears in McSweeney’s 30)

This quotation taken out of context doesn’t reflect the pathos of this story…but needless to say, it’s great. Funny, sad, and smart. In all the right amounts.

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Originally Posted By youngmanhattanite

Ohhhhhh, so that is how Tumblr is gonna make money. I “get it” now.

Young Manhattanite on Tumblr user’s current dashboard header.

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