The bobsled team did not lose as much weight as the men’s downhill skiers. This resulted in bobsledder Ethan Albrecht-Carrie getting called into the boardroom and boom- you’re fired.
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Best article from The Daily WTF in a long time.
The Equation for When to Quit Watching a TV Show
Even the best television shows run out of creative juice if they stay on the air long enough. But, when is the right time to give up hope a show will improve and abandon it forever?
“Neil Young” performs the theme of The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. I don’t usually like Jimmy but this makes me laugh.
If little Collins is anything like big Collins sounds good.
RAED - You Gotta Love This City
I can deal with the fact that dude can’t rap in time over his own beat. But surely he would notice it too - how hard would it be to change the beat so his rhymes sounded in time?
Melbourne represent.
Lovers wanna love
I don’t want that
None of the above I want to piss on you!!!!!!!!
(via tinybonehands)
I was reading my students’ paragraph essays, feeling my soul wither with each word. The paragraphs were in response to a prompt: “Where do you go to be alone?” All the students, except one, went to their room to be alone. The exception was Daryl Ellington, who went to his rom.
Further Interpretations Of Real-Life Events by Kevin Moffett (appears in McSweeney’s 30)
This quotation taken out of context doesn’t reflect the pathos of this story…but needless to say, it’s great. Funny, sad, and smart. In all the right amounts.
(via areminder)
