For those who aren’t able to see Catherine Deveny’s comedy festival show, here’s a synopsis

As a Christian:

I BELIEVE IN GOD
I DON’T QUESTION IT I JUST BELIEVE IT
IT SAID SO IN THE BIBLE
IT’S MY BELIEFS
I DON’T CARE IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE
DON’T QUESTION ME ON MY BELIEFS
I’M SMART, YOU’RE DUMB
I’M SMART, YOU’RE DUMB
I’M SMART
I’M SMART
I’M SMART
I’M SMART
I’M SMART

Catherine then goes to bed, and wakes up the next day as an athist.

GOD DOESN’T EXIST
YOU CAN’T PROVE IT SO HE DOESN’T EXIST
RICHARD DAWKINS TOLD ME SO
IT’S MY BELIEFS
I DON’T CARE IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE
DON’T QUESTION ME ON MY BELIEFS
I’M SMART, YOU’RE DUMB
I’M SMART, YOU’RE DUMB
I’M SMART
I’M SMART
I’M SMART
I’M SMART
I’M SMART

I actually left one part out. Catherine mentions that she’s sick of being put next to wackjobs on Q&A. I lol’d.