Yo if a wearable item is described as "blending technology + style" then congrats on buying a slice of your future garage sale leftovers.
— Simon McCulloch (@SimCulloch) July 17, 2014
An absurdist and his money are soon rhinoceros.
— Andy Matthews (@stupidoldandy) July 23, 2014
Traditional Australian music.
Need help finding the game of the scene? Point at your scene partner mid-sentence, scream "THAT WAS UNUSUAL" then punch them in the face.
— Good Improv Ideas (@GoodImprovIdeas) July 17, 2014
"A toilet is like a jacuzzi for poo"
Do I want ice cream in my iced coffee? What do you think? Look at me; if you offered it, I'd take ice cream in my focaccia.
— Peter Jones (@PeterTheJones) July 22, 2014
Kanye West freestyle from 1996. ‘Ye is 19 years old in this.
U kno ur Matty Johns when: ur sik at footy & love to muck around.
— Henry Stone (@henryhstone) July 19, 2014
If it takes more than two seasons to ask if your countrys got talent… Your country might not have talent.
— Steven Boyce (@RockYourBoyce) July 19, 2014
remember that song 'i'm horny' by mousse t and one of the lyrics goes "I sent a message through the internet but it rejected" hahahahahaha
— Rose Matafeo (@Rose_Matafeo) July 19, 2014
At best, you want to sort of feel like you’re unconsciously hanging out with your friends, creating a funny scenario out of nothing. You’re not aware that the audience is there, you’re just in the moment like, ‘That’s funny. I’m gonna add more to that.’ And then before you know it, you’ve got a fully fleshed out idea.
Brian Huskey (of Childrens’ Hospital) talks all things improv in a very quotable interview with Splitsider.
I’m a fan of anything that involves Homer flashing his lights and/or honking his horn because he’s happy.